New Roomie

Lots to catch up on!

Went on a hike with an old friend and some new ones, randomly ran into someone who used to attend Mom and Dad’s Provo ward. She has very fond memories of both of them, and Mom’s bread 🙂

A couple days later I had a big group over to watch About Time. I had to do some work beforehand to cleanse my place of a fruit fly infestation. Steve I related quite a bit to your tale. For my part, I can heartily endorse the cathartic release that comes from wielding an electric fly zapper racket. Nothing quite like eyeballing a meandering fruit fly, predicting its next moves, then swooping in for the kill. That combined with apple cider vinegar in a container covered in saran wrap with holes poked in it proved pretty effective.

Managed to get 98% of them gone by the time movie night rolled around. Everyone had a great time. Afterwards I realized though that over my career as a video cleaner-upper I evidently started out quite conservative. About Time might need a refresh, some stuff was edited out that was just silly. I think I was mirroring the sentiments of whoever made the original edited DVD. Stuff like, Uncle Desmond saying “Oh hand me the little bugger, let’s see if he bounces!”

Made good progress on that evil puzzle afterwards.

My back deck got all finished up. I’m relieved that the color works out, as now that it’s a composite decking it’s much more expensive to change…

Spotted some lovely cirrus clouds.

I was due to receive Dad for a weekend stay, but got pulled away to a state fair. Dad made his way to my place via public transit while I lollygagged around the fairgrounds.

The weekend with dad was awesome. We finished the evil puzzle, watched the premier episode of Foundation, as well as the edited version of The Patriot. Dad enjoyed a Sunday drive in Shadowfax, we had good steak at home and brisket at a neighbor’s house, and Dad helped me replace not one but two of my smaller toilets, as well as a broken doorbell.

My trash barrel is comically small, so I can fit roughly 2/3rds of a toilet at a time. Thus over the last three weeks I’ve been siphoning off parts of the old toilets (ok “toilet” is a weird word to be typing a bunch, just gonna say) until last week the two bowls made their way off.

While Dad was here the landscaper began work on the side yard. It’s been a mud pit ten months out of the year ever since I moved in. I unfortunately don’t have a before pic, but I’m very happy with the result.

I find myself walking back there even when going through the garage would be fastest, just to enjoy the ability to pass through without getting a speck of mud on my shoes.

Also, I found myself missing seeing my landscaper every day. He’s a cool dude. He did agree to come by quarterly to do some maintenance back there, so that’s nice.

The Friday after Dad left, I brought my projector to the Seattle church building to stream the BYU-USU football game. And of course the best play of the game happened while I was in the bathroom. Ah well, we still won, good times were had.

I was chilling in my car in the parking lot after the game, getting ready to drive home, when I got a phone call from a friend in the Seattle ward.

“Hi! What’s up?”

“So, I heard you like cats. I’m in a living situation right now where the landlord doesn’t allow pets. Would you be able to cat sit for a bit while I figure something out?”

“Absolutely! When should we meet up?”

“Well as soon as possible, maybe tomorrow? I’d ask for tonight but I know that’s a long way for you to drive…”

“Heh, well guess what, I’m parked at the Institute building, text me your address and I’ll be right over.”

“You’re a lifesaver.”

So that’s how I got my new roommate, Moroni. He spent the first week and a half quite skittish. Still has is bouts of “Thou shalt not touch the royal person”, but he’s gotten pretty chill, and regularly makes himself known to my coworkers when he strolls across my desk in front of my laptop.

I have to say goodbye to him this Friday, when his owner comes and picks him up after her move.

Unfortunately I learned too late that he’s a scratcher, and he did a number on my ottoman. I’ll see if I can paper over the damage, but in the meantime I got him a couple of scratch toys that he quite enjoys.

For Conference weekend I decided to try grilling a roast, and it turned out fantastic. Had some friends over to enjoy it too.

Got invited over to a neighbor’s place for Canadian Thanksgiving. Volunteered to make dessert, and tried my hand at spicy raisin bars. Mom assured me that it would be hard to mess up, but I gave it the old college try when I added a tablespoon of baking soda rather than a teaspoon. Luckily I didn’t have to throw out too much, just the flour and salt.

End result: tasty

Afterwards we played a couple rounds of Rummikub, where I acquitted myself well. I also learned about glider planes; one of the hosts made a hobby of it a ways back. I might have to pick up that hobby myself.

‘Tis the season of Halloween. Friday was a costume/dance party, and Saturday was a trip to a corn maze. Fall colors on the drive were splendid.

Till next time!

Grillmaster

I think I need to marry a physical therapist. I’ve been attending PT to help get range of motion back after my knee surgery (hasn’t been terribly effective at that, sadface), and I got rudely interrupted by my back doing its usual thing. Made it quite difficult to do most of my usual exercises. The therapist I’ve been working with tried a few things, one of which was to do some kind of deep tissue massage / lower back adjustment. I need to ask him what exactly he did, because for a stretch of time afterwards, my back felt fantastic. In short order it returned to its usual surly self, but I’m imagining what it’d be like to get that kind of treatment on the daily during one of my outages, and it seems divine.

Quite a few things to cover since last I wrote. Ever since I started attending the Seattle ward I’d been scheming on ways to get a big group gathering together at my place. It’s a ways away for most folks so it’d have to be a good sell. Surf-n-turf did the trick. I grilled up some steak, leaning on Mom’s expertise, and I had a friend help grill the fish I caught in Oregon – this was his area of expertise, and it came out excellent.

The steak turned out a little crispy, but still tasted awesome. The next Saturday I didn’t have anything going on but decided to just grill myself another steak for practice, and this time I managed the heat a bit better.

A couple weeks after the cook-out, I got invited out to a friend’s lake house for Labor Day weekend. It was a really nice time; think Cabin-level service as far as friends being invited over – they were delighted to have us and cook for us.

The day after we returned, I went out with a friend to a Lindsey Stirling concert. The concert had originally been slated for this time last year, but Covid. This will have been my fifth concert of hers, and I actually think I’m a bit over them now. They had it so loud that either their speakers or my ears could not properly process the signal at that intensity. I think the main reason to go is to enjoy the light show, which was pretty fun. Company was nice though.

Two days later was a John Legend concert. I did not attend this one though. The sequence of events is this:

  • Be me in March 2020. I had just gotten Lindsey Stirling concert tickets and saw John Legend was coming to town too. I like his song All of Me and figure, hey, maybe I’ll get a concert for an actual mainstream artist, that’s a thing people do, right?
  • Concert is delayed due to Covid.
  • Get an email reminding me about the upcoming Lindsey Stirling concert. Plan an outing.
  • Don’t recall getting one about John Legend. Idly wonder if I missed it or if it’s even happening. Look it up and it’s two days after Lindsey Stirling. Cool cool, a week of concerts.
  • Try and fail to secure a date for the thing with the few people I’d be potentially interested in.
  • Consider expanding my scope to those I’m just good friends with.
  • First decide to listen to a bit of the actual album he’ll be performing. One of the potentials turned me down because she didn’t much like John Legend, so I thought it might be good to make sure I like John Legend.
  • The album is called Big Love and is one sappy love song after another.
  • I find myself glad I did not secure a date, as it would make for a pretty awkward first date. For the same reason, acquaintances are right out. As would a solo venture, I wasn’t interested in going by myself and being reminded that I’m not dating anyone 🙂
  • I decide that this concert is for couples and I go ask a couple friends who are dating if they’re fans of John Legend and free on Thursday. They say yes to both and gladly accept the tickets. They have a grand old time, and I get karma points that I hope are redeemable for something cool.

And that’s the saga of that concert. Maybe I’ll try the symphony next time or something.

The puzzle is now back at my place, taking over my table. Slowly coming together, I spend a few minutes each day noodling on it.

This puzzle is a little bit evil. See for example that edge along the bottom. In this section, no two edge pieces actually connect with each other, so unlike traditional puzzles, you can’t assemble the edge and work inwards. I didn’t realize this when I started; the first thing you do with a puzzle is grab the edge pieces and put them together. When I couldn’t I thought I might’ve been missing some pieces. But now that I grok it, this is fun. Progress is slow, but it’s all part of the experience.

I have a bone to pick with some combination of church policy and the Seattle YSA ward leadership. One of my new friends in that ward, who is actually a few months older than me, is the absolute life of the party. Very charismatic, he made sure to introduce me to a ton of faces when I was brand new in the ward. At a recent talent show he and his roommates put on a legendary ‘N Sync number. Verily Cooper from the Alvin Maker books would agree that their apartment has a good thing going on.

So when I hear that today this friend got pulled aside by his bishop and told he needs to move on to a family ward and is no longer welcome at the singles ward, I see that as completely needlessly damaging. Was he hurting anyone by attending the ward? Is this going to help him find someone? (Hint: probably not.) “Thanks for making this ward so welcoming, now scoot along.” I hear that there’s stuff in the works in HQ to try and help these sorts of situations, so we’ll see what they come up with.

You can have activity coordinators all day, but I can attest that there’s no substitute for actually being in a room with your peers. By just chatting I learned that a friend is leaving town this week and as a result we’re gonna have a game night for him this Friday.

In the meantime, I’m wondering how much time until they come for me. My records aren’t in the ward, I’m just “visiting.” Someone may pull me aside one of these weeks though, and ask what’s up. Well, it’s been a good run, a second round that I didn’t expect to get.

Plex now has three new edited films: Inglorious Basterds, Django Unchained, and Patriot. YouTube decided I might be interested in clips from movies featuring compellingly vile villains. YouTube was right, and I decided to grab the films and edit them down.

I’ve come up with a new technique for removing curse words that’s pretty neat. Normally I’ll just mute the soundtrack entirely for the necessary span. However, I was faced with a quandary, a sequence where a character was repeatedly cursing under their breath while in a scuffle. My usual M.O. was making the scene more distracting than I wanted, with all sound cutting out for small bursts of time, pulling the viewer out of the experience. My solution was to find some sound from a neighboring time range that had no dialogue, featuring just the ambient sound from the scene. I then took a short copy of that sound and laid it on top of wherever I muted to cover a curse word. The result was much more seamless – sounds like the character interrupted himself mid-curse, but otherwise the scene plays the way it was originally intended to sound. This now how I edit down language throughout any part of a movie.

Since Patriot didn’t have any language to deal with I didn’t have to actually watch it in full in order to edit it down, so maybe Dad and I will catch it when he’s up here later this month.

I have enjoyed watching commentators cover grand-master chess games, but sometimes I want to see coverage of more normal-looking chess. Pogchamps is that, and it’s fantastic. Hosted by Chess.com, game streamers and other online personalities take crash courses in chess and then battle it out. Earlier this year, Pogchamps 3 featured Rainn Wilson, who was surprisingly good at chess. Pogchamps 4 just wrapped up, and it featured what I believe is the most hilarious game of chess I’ve ever seen covered. Which, you wouldn’t think that chess could be funny, but you’d be wrong.

Till next time!

From Oregon to Whidbey

I’ve always known that video game addiction is a thing, but I’ve never really been able to relate, until now. As video games go I think it’s pretty harmless, but I’ve noticed that oftentimes I’ll be on a video conference call, looking at everyone’s faces laid out in a grid, and see a chess board dancing behind the scenes.

Last week I returned from a successful fishing trip to Oregon. I highly recommend it and look forward to us AnderMen making the trip.

My transit from Portland to Newport was interrupted by my realizing half-an-hour into the drive that I’d forgotten all of my clothes and toiletries in the rental car lobby. Thank heavens they still had it, would’ve made for a really sad trip.

A couple days after I got back, I went out with my buddy Kyle (third from left above) to go crabbing at his parents’ place on Orcas Island. Apparently the proper way to cook crab, which they didn’t do in Oregon, is to do so in salt water. Can attest, was much more delicious.

At the office this last week I noticed they put in some turntables. Can definitely notice an improvement in fidelity. The listening experience is also quite different – as skipping ahead is much more labor-intensive, they promote a sit-and-listen-to-the-whole-album sort of deal. Would be an interesting hobby to get into.

Been dealing with some drama at work this week, so it was nice to be able to get away from it and go out with some new Seattle friends to Whidbey Island.

On the home front, my roof is finally getting replaced. The thing’s an original, so it’ll be good to have that taken care of.

Today I attended the Seattle ward, then wandered a bit around UW campus. Found a nice place to sit and play some chess, won after they invited a fork of their king and bishop in the endgame.