A Lyft to Nowhere

As I was writing my last missive I felt an hungered. Eventually my desire to catch up on stuff was overtaken by the rumblings, so off I went for lunch. Found a nice-looking burger place, parked nearby, strolled past a Subway, and realized that all I ever wanted was a good sub. The Subway was right across the street from a CalTrain station and I mulled over just heading on up to San Francisco for the day. Ultimately decided against it, as I’d be arriving at 5pm with no idea what to do with myself.

Instead I walked around downtown Mountain View. Some really neat parts, like an exclusive-looking Fraternity of Eagles lodge, and a museum for locks and keys.

Ended up in a book store and thought I’d look around in the sci-fi section for another book to add to my collection, but something called me to the history section, and I found a couple of really cool books. One on “America’s violent birth”, having to do with the revolutionary war and such. Flipped open to a random page that was talking about the complexities involved with prisoner exchange between the British and a revolutionary force that they couldn’t afford to grant legitimacy to through the use of official negotiation channels.

Another book had to do with poisons used in the 20th century, and the story of how we learned to detect and neutralize them. A random page described a period of history during the Prohibition era where the U.S. government would deliberately poison alcohol, to disincentivize people from drinking it. Didn’t work of course.

So I picked both of them up and may end up taking a break from the expansive Culture universe for a while.

It was getting on to evening and I wasn’t sure what to do with myself, but then I remembered that the Apple Park visitors center was a thing and nearby and I’d wanted to go for a while. It was fantastic. All y’all would love it.

The next day was church. Attended the Stanford ward again. Showed up quite a bit early so I took a stroll around the neighborhood, and ended up walking through some Stanford dorms. Came across the largest crane I’ve ever seen in person. Like, I know Bagger 293 is the king of cranes, but this thing was still seriously impressive.

Monday and Tuesday were more meetings. Of course I got to be in Sunnyvale during the best snowfall Washington’s seen while I’ve been there. Headed back Tuesday night, and got to catch some awesome sunset views.

The cats were happy to see me.

After I’d settled in back home I hopped online to do some more work. A large project I was in charge of coordinating was worrying me; we’d presented several options that’d satisfy the security requirements we’d been set, each of which entailed a nontrivial amount of design and implementation work that I was very worried about finishing on time. We hadn’t yet settled on a concrete plan of attack and we needed to get moving on something.

In my sleep-deprived state I had an epiphany.

I could see an entirely new way of designing our system that had far fewer dependencies and unknown unknowns. I spent the next morning at work selling my proposal and it seems to be gaining traction among stakeholders. So Wednesday was a really good day. May end up finishing this project on time after all.

I left work early that day to try and catch up on some zzzs. That trip to Sunnyvale really took it out of me, felt like I was “switched on” 100% of the time.

On Thursday it was looking like snow again this weekend. Of course I had plans to fly out to Utah on Friday evening and miss the whole thing. Well, to be accurate, the flight was at 7pm, and snowfall was predicted at 1pm. This was looking like it was gonna be even worse than the previous week’s weather, which cancelled flights and caused our office to declare a snow day, advising all employees to stay home and off the roads.

Feeling nervous about my prospects of making my evening flight, I decided to move it forward. Luckily Delta had issued a weather warning and was waiving all flight change fees. My options were 5:50am or 11am. I wasn’t feeling particularly lucky so I went for the earlier one, knowing that transportation would be an issue. I didn’t know how reliable Lyft/Uber was 4am. To be safe I booked a taxi as well.

I spent the rest of the night frantically packing. Frantically because it was 11pm and I have a history of missing flights when I’m running on insufficient sleep. I had previously acquired a box of swag I needed to get to BYU ahead of our recruiting trip; I had a shipping label all printed out but by the time I’d made the flight change it was too late to get the box to a UPS store. So I had to creatively pack the swag in with my luggage.

My internal clock did me right and I woke up on my own, on time. I spent some of the morning taking pictures of the two cats, as it’ll be the last time I’ll see them at my place. This Sunday their owner is coming by to pick them up; I gave her the garage door code so she can just let herself in. Then I’ll hire a cleaning service to deep-six the place. Can’t have a meal without finding a cat hair somewhere in the food.

Anyways, I could see that my Lyft ride had been confirmed, so I called to cancel the taxi. That turned out to be a mistake, as my driver cancelled and was replaced by a new driver, who’d be there about 20 minutes later than I’d’ve liked. I called him to confirm that he was on his way and he didn’t pick up.

So I drove off on my own. However I neglected to cancel my replacement Lyft, and got a phone call on the road from the driver, who’d shown up after all. I explained the situation and how he’d arrived too late and hadn’t answered when I called. He ended up cancelling the ride, which I feel bad about because I think that somewhat negatively affects a Lyft driver’s ability to get assigned rides in the future. But nothing I could do about that at the time.

What I could do was offer a little prayer that Old Silver could make it to the airport parking garage on what little gas I’d left in the tank the night prior. I came close to biting the bullet and taking an exit to find a gas station, but told myself he’d make it, and make it he did, though making my way from the airport when I return is going to be a real nail-biter.

I was annoyed that due to my first Lyft driver cancelling I’d have to incur the cost of parking at the airport for a week, but I think Google will pay for at least four of the seven days.

Made it to the gate in the middle of boarding. Spent the first part of the flight writing this up, and the rest of it catching up on sleep. Got picked up by Dad at the airport and the kind folks at his office were nice enough to lend me wifi access and a conference room for the day.

See ya tonight!

The Badge Effect

Now that I have cats again you can bet I’ll be once again stuffing these entries with pics that have nothing to do with what I’m writing about.

A couple weeks back some friends invited me out to bar trivia. We didn’t do so hot the first round, but we actually won the second, much to our shock. Won a $20 gift card, split four ways.

It’s been uncharacteristically warm lately so I went on a stroll around the neighborhood on Saturday. Found myself in a very exclusive neighborhood, looking entirely out of place. As I was walking up a hill towards a dead end a couple drove past me, then turned around and drove past in the opposite direction, then parked their car askew so as to block me in. As I headed back towards them they got out of their car and asked, “Hey, you look like you’re looking for something.” Without breaking stride I replied, “Nope, just out for a walk.” “Ah, sorry to be nosy.” “It’s all good, you probably don’t get too many people walking around up here. See ya!” Edged around the car and kept on walking. The wife didn’t look too happy, but I wasn’t looking for a repeat of the Pecan Place incident.

The views up there were amazing. Pics didn’t do it justice. Maybe when y’all are back we can go again and look less suspicious than one bearded dude by himself.

This last week I’ve been on an extended trip down to headquarters. These trips tend to be hyper-productive, full of good meetings, so that’s nice. The downside is I also tend to get incredibly stressed about how gosh darned much stuff we have to get done this year.

One fun thing I got to do this trip was tour Google X, the secretive lab where we do self-driving cars and balloon-based Internet, among other projects. The building is a converted mall, so it’s kind of trippy walking around in there. No pics of course, unfortunately.

Regular employees can’t just go in whenever they want; a team member traveling with me used to work there and arranged for one of his old coworkers to have us over for lunch. We had to wear guest badges and everything, so I got to feel what it’s like whenever I take one of you through. And it was funny, although I’ve eaten at countless Google cafes before, wearing the badge and having it be new and exciting made me feel just like a guest again.

Tomorrow I get to go to church at the Stanford singles ward, always a treat. I head back on Tuesday night, then off to Utah Friday night. Can’t wait to see y’all!

The Shomler Story

…has come to a close.

But first a rewind.

A bit over a week ago I attended a friend-of-a-friend’s birthday party. There was this awesome party game going on where one player had to come up with a cohesive story while each player took it in turns to provide a word to the “it” player that they’d have to work into their story, one sentence at a time. If the other players don’t like your story or don’t think it’s self-consistent they vote you out. I immediately knew it’d be just up my alley. Had to partner with another player since there weren’t any open slots, so we’d be alternating who came up with the sentence. When it got to our turn I started off strong but then the first sentence my partner came up with just threw everyone off so we got immediately voted out. Fooey.

Ended up playing the game What’s In Your Milk, which is where the “it” player selects an answer to the question “what’s in your milk” – it can be a totally random answer: bugs, a scarf, chocolate, whatever. Then all other players take turns asking the “it” player questions, and that player must respond with the answer already selected; the goal is to get them to laugh. Good late-night game.

Random cat picture #1.

The next day I hosted a double birthday party. My friend in the ward was turning one year older, and as it happened she’d been chatting with an old mission buddy for a good while, who decided to pay her a visit for her big day. It was great catching up with him, swapping stories and funny mission videos.

The next morning I had him over at Google for a tour and breakfast before he shot off for the airport.

That evening I decided to go check out the Single Adults FHE for kicks and giggles. It was a game night and we ended up playing Coup and Castle Panic. We barely won the day.

That night Cleo actually warmed up to me!

On Wednesday I got invited out to Mox Boarding House for a game night – Code Names, picture edition.

On Thursday I had to rush out early from work to help Michael get his place put together before the wedding the next day. They’re gearing up to live in a newly-renovated house while working as caregivers for mentally challenged adults. Gonna be an interesting experience, but the house is super nice.

Drove from there to a date in Fremont. Met her outside the Google office buildings there, then settled on a random place to eat and headed off walking. Good conversation. Ended up back at the office where we played pinball and ping pong.

Then it was Friday, the big day. The sealing was short and to the point, no advice monologues, a nice change. Pictures afterwards, then the groomsmen went to lunch at a burger place before making our way to the chapel for a reception.

So a successful send-off all around.

This post could also be called Welcome to the Hotel Andersen or something. A buddy of mine flew in from Hawaii to see the wedding, and crashed at my place Friday night. The next morning he left super early to go up skiing. I wanted to go so badly, but was too paranoid about my back, so I sat it out. My buddy would be out that entire day and night, and come back to stay at my place Sunday night.

Mid-morning on Saturday I got a Facebook message from an old friend from my BYU days. His flight out of SeaTac had been cancelled and he was wondering if I had a place for him to stay that night. Well it was just his luck, the spare room was open that single night. I drove down to pick him up and dropped him at my place. It was a bit awkward since he didn’t have transportation or anything, so I left him there when I went out for a few errands.

The errand I went off to was actually one of the first meetings of a local indie game developer group spear-headed by a friend in the ward. Looked interesting from the event description so I thought I’d come sit in even though I had no interest in actually contributing to whatever game they ended up creating. Thought I could at least act as a sounding board or an ideas person or something.

The group consisted of graphics designers, programmers, 3D modelers, and (my friend) a composer. We spent the time airing different game ideas and settling on a mechanic to try and make real, a puzzle-based game having to do with a tree and root systems.

From the meet-up I drove to Costco to do some shopping, and failed miserably. Arrived at 5:50, figured I’d grab some food and chill before it closed at 6:30. Didn’t have much to get so I let it get to like 6:15. The food court was in-doors, so I walked out to the entrance and only then noticed that the entrance door had completely closed. I made a move to head back in, since I hadn’t completely left yet and figured I could get past the registers or something, but an attendant called me out and said Sorry, you’re not allowed to go inside. No it closes at 6, not 6:30. I didn’t have it together enough to explain that I’d just come from inside and I dunno, forgot my wallet or something. No instead I just walked out and fumed for a bit. It was ok though, I had plenty of frozen food.

From there I drove down to a friend’s house for a Bollywood movie night. We watched “3 Idiots”, a really nice movie that I think people at home will enjoy.

This morning I drove my college friend off to the airport, then gave a couple of ward members rides to church, who didn’t have licenses. It was my turn to arrange for Third Sunday teachers this week, when our Sunday School consists of small tables with one teacher each. Half our teachers couldn’t make it, a couple people called in sick, but we made it work. Great food afterwards.

After church I had a few friends over to play Tales of the Arabian Nights. It was a bit of a marathon – the thing started at 5 and it finished up a bit after 10. I’ll definitely be bringing it back home for some fun, it doesn’t necessarily need to be played for that long.

These past few weeks I’ve been watching the latest season of Young Justice. This is an animated show that centers around the side-kicks in the DC universe – Robin, Aqualad, Kid Flash, etcetera. This show was kicked off the air almost six years ago. Rumor has it that the show was performing too well in the female demographic and wasn’t selling as many toys to young boys as the network would’ve liked, so they yanked it.

After all these years the show is back, this time being streamed online through the new DC Universe service. Yet another silo’d service, competing with Netflix. Nonetheless I subscribed, cause I could afford it and wanted to do my part to show DC that Young Justice was worth keeping around.

Well it turns out that there are some side-effects to being a stream-only show. Without the broadcasters there’s little standing in the way of the showrunners introducing some really gritty elements. The series has gotten incredibly dark, and though I’ve waited six years for this I don’t think I’ll continue watching much longer.

To illustrate – one of the (many) new characters they introduced is named Halo. Among her many abilities are regeneration and even resurrection. Unfortunately the showrunners seem to have written her in for the purpose of showing off gruesome death sequences without having to burn through characters. Every week they find new ways to kill her, only to bring her back with a bit of resurrection magic. I’ll spare the details.

The main premise of the season involves Earth kids getting abducted, given super-powers, trafficked to off-world buyers, and used in combat. Again I’ll spare the details.

I decided to cancel my subscription to the service, as the whole reason I got it in the first place was to support the show, and I don’t think I can do that in its current form. It’ll mean I can’t podcast on the show much longer, but that’s ok. I’ll just replace it with Star Trek Discovery episodes, should be much cheerier.