A Bit Fried

Apparently not even the church was entirely spared from “Snowmageddon”.

That was a nice tree, I’ll miss it. It was a bit weird, though, to see snow just piled up and hanging around after weeks of nice weather. Guess that’s what happens when you don’t have salt on hand to deal with it.

That evening a friend came by and we watched another Bollywood movie. It’s the one Mom saw the beginning of and didn’t much care for. It’s not for everyone, but it does have two of my favorite numbers.

Anyways. Was fun.

I always keep an eye on our “forsale” mailing list; gotten some good deals in the past. A few weeks ago someone was selling a pair of tickets to this “National Geographic Live” thing, down in Seattle. They weren’t discounted or anything but I figured what the heck, let’s do something else. So on Tuesday I went out with a friend to go see it. They were great pictures and stories, but I was a little put off by the photographer’s enthusiasm after a while. His presentation was very energetic, and very rehearsed, down to the word. Hard to take jokes at face value when you know they’ve been told dozens of times. Whatevs.

On Thursday I went in to get a permanent retainer installed. I’d lost mine while eating a pear almost two years ago and always told myself I’d have to get a new one before long. Finally… wait for it… bit the bullet.

Friday was an Ensign Symphony concert I went to on a whim. So, second time in a week hitting up Benaroya Hall (the Nat Geo thing was there too). It was nice. Afterwards a friend of mine who performed pointed out a parking garage with a fantastic view. So I went on a mini-adventure.

Got questioned by a security guard on my way out; apparently taking photos for commercial purposes on that parking garage requires a permit. He let me off with a pinky swear not to sell these pics.

Saturday was Mary’s birthday at her place. I noticed people were playing the Mario Chase game on the Wii U, and I got to introduce everyone to the ghost game. Much fun.

Sunday I figured I’d check out the Bellevue ward for a change, and it was nice. Great lesson on happiness – I think the teacher decided to skip back a week in the manual.

That evening I went to a couple of friends’ going-away party; they’re moving off to Utah in a month or so.

After months of paranoia that cycling would damage my back, I decided to get back on the stationary cycle at work. The endorphins sure are nice. And I’ve actually been feeling much less back pain ever since I started.

It’s “Perf Season” at work, short for Performance Review. We each get to fill out a self-assessment of all the amazing things we’ve done this cycle, and then ask peers to comment on our summary. Managers will comment on our assessment, and in turn we’ll comment on our manager’s effectiveness.

There was an overhaul of the system some time back that aimed to reduce much of the burden placed on individual engineers, shifting more of the work to the manager. Couple that with the fact that I’m not going for promotion this cycle (and don’t know if I will again), and filling out my self-assessment was a breeze. It did become evident to me just how many different things I’m responsible for these days, validating the feeling I’ve had lately of being spread too thin. And actually, under “what do you want to work on going forward,” I said that I want to get myself out of the critical path for some of our testing and release operations.

Self-assessment done, I turned to my peer reviews – those who’d asked me to comment on their own self-assessments. And to my dismay, I found I had twelve other people had requested review. I think that’s twice as many as I’ve ever had in prior cycles. Guess it’s another sign of having my finger in too many pies.

Tuesday night was the deadline. All through Monday I’d tried motivating myself to make progress on the reviews, but other things kept cropping up. The product I work on was causing some issues for a few machines, and I was helping the technician do some manual debugging. The technician was up oddly late, 11pm, but we were making good progress. Eventually called it a night at 12:30am.

The next morning I heard from someone who had an idea of what could be causing us issues. I wrote up a set of commands to try out to recover the machine, and pinged my technician friend to see if he could give them a go (couldn’t run them myself as I didn’t own the machine in question). Made token progress throughout the day on the reviews. After dinner I hunkered down and made better progress, telling myself I wouldn’t leave the office until they were done. But then at 11pm my technician friend came online and was ready to get cracking again. I checked out where he was and it turns out the machine I’d been helping to debug was in Finland! That explained why the technician had seemed like such a night owl.

By 1am we’d gotten some good results. I had only a handful of reviews left. I tried my hardest to re-focus, but had to tell myself, “Chris, I’m sorry, but your review is just going to have to be late.” Headed home and conked out.

I’d been in a bit of a funk about random stuff over the weekend, so it was an interesting feeling, being able to dwell on things on the way in to work and not having it affect you at all. Hard to feel down when you have no neurotransmitters to speak of.

I somehow made it through the day, finishing up the reviews and even working an interview in. The review deadline is more of a guideline anyways, so I shouldn’t’ve killed myself over it.

Wednesday night I was invited over to dinner at Michael Shomler’s place. He’s in a pretty sweet situation right now. He and his wife act as the primary caregivers at a newly established group home for four developmentally disabled teens. The house was just recently refurbished and is very nice. They pay no rent or utilities. And it’s great practice for a family of your own I suppose.

Thursday night I went out to see Captain Marvel with a friend. Not the most amazing film ever but it was still a lot of fun.

Today I’ve been doing laundry and house work. Figured it was now warm enough for the water fountain out back to come back online. I’ll be keeping an eye out for any leakage; it’d be a royal pain if there were some frozen pipes under all that landscaping.

I loaded up half of the branches from the felled tree in my green waste bin, so, only one more week till they’re all gone. But then I figured I’d take some pruning shears to the bamboo shoots that had toppled from my neighbor’s yard over the fence. Snowmageddon had done a number on his foliage as well.

Unfortunately I didn’t grab a “before” pic, but you basically couldn’t see the fence. So, now I’m a few more weeks away from having this all out of here.

My dryer has gotten into a habit of emitting ear-splitting shrieks for the first few minutes of operation whenever I put in a load. From cursory research it sounds like it may be the drum rollers. Will have to do some investigation. I feel like there should be a “CarTalk” for dryers.

Been really enjoying the latest Star Trek Discovery episodes. And I’ve also been hooked on a Netflix show called Galavant. I won’t say a thing about it but I highly recommend y’all catch it next time you’re together in Alpine.

Clean Slate

One fun little anecdote from last week that I’d forgotten to share, and didn’t want it to go without mention. It was Monday night and I had to get to Home Depot for some supplies. I went to start my car and I’d left an internal light on, so that wasn’t happening. I knocked on my neighbors’ doors, looking for someone who could jump my car, to no effect. Evening on a three-day weekend, big surprise. I walked all over my neighborhood till I found someone. Then I darted back to my place to give my car a shove out of the garage, as otherwise there was no way we’d get the jumper cables to reach. Ran to get into the driver’s seat before it rolled too far away, then let it coast out to the street and banked it around so it stopped at the opposite curb. Got jumped and on my way; mission accomplished.

Also last week I excitedly made mention of the spring growth in the back yard. I hadn’t yet noticed the patch in the front yard, which had downright flourished over winter.

I have no idea how the other plants got there, but I couldn’t’ve arranged it better myself.

Our team has gotten too crowded in our current office location, so we’re shifting over to a different building. If we had done this move a couple months earlier I would’ve missed my current location a lot more. But they just kept cramming and cramming. Here’s a before and after pic:

Walking in to my desk had started crushing my soul a little bit.

The new digs aren’t quite as spacious as the first pic, but the desk arrangement precludes any further densification. A couple days previously I’d stopped by the new area to get a feel for it. My desk sat perpendicular to a window, which was nice. What wasn’t nice was that the window I’d be spending most of my time looking out of was split vertically, with a crossbar right at eye level. Makes the window look way smaller. And an awkwardly-placed column would keep me from being able to lean too far back without bumping my head.

I figured out that I had enough space to rotate my desk 90°, so I would be facing the window directly. My monitors would then occlude the crossbar, and I’d be able to lean all the way back.

We each get an assigned drawer set, a compact unit on wheels with a padded top. The move announcement said that these drawer units wouldn’t be getting moved. I noticed that my new unit had an ugly chewing gum stain on it, and it was ~4″ shallower than my current unit. I followed the example of a co-worker and pushed my drawers all the way across campus to the new desk, shuttling the other drawers back as a replacement. Caused quite the ruckus as these are not the quietest things to move around.

The movers wanted all packing done by 4pm, so they could start shuttling stuff over to the new building. Workstation powered off, all cables disconnected, desk cleared off. One benefit of pushing my drawers over was that I didn’t have to empty them out, so most of my stuff didn’t need to be packed away. But I’d had a crazy busy day and hadn’t had a chance to finish some testing I really wanted to get done before the weekend, so having my workstation disconnected till Monday wasn’t an exciting proposition. While I have a laptop, there are some core pieces of work I can’t do without remoting in to my workstation.

I headed out to grab some Subway, then went on a little walk around downtown Kirkland. Headed back to the office and the movers had made short work of migrating everyone’s stuff.

What followed was an hour of bliss: being able to sit in peace with no one around while I did desk rearrangement and cable management to my heart’s desire. I’m quite proud of the end result.

I then decided to try out the rig and finish up the testing I hadn’t been able to earlier. Test succeeded, huzzah.

Rewinding a bit. On Wednesday morning I had a cleaning crew come through and do their thing. I’m still finding cat hairs in the most random places, but one day they shall be no more.

That evening I got invited out to a soccer match. Great seats, not so great game; lost 2-0, but it was still fun to watch.

Thursday night I went out on a date; pizza followed by Alita in IMAX 3D. I dunno if the 3D was that compelling, but it was still fun to watch again.

Friday night was the aforementioned moving day. I also picked up a first-generation Amazon Echo I’d claimed on an internal ‘forsale’ mailing list, for the steep price of $10. The problem with my current setup is that the Echo Dot is plugged directly into the sound bar, which spends most of its time powered off. So if I want to hear anything out of the Dot I need to power on the sound bar and make sure it’s set to the right input. Just fine for light control, not so much for casual Echo queries or music requests.

So I’d been thinking of getting something for my room. A Google Home would be nice, but I can’t address it as “computer”, and that’s a hard line for me. My phone can act as a rudimentary Google Home, but it annoyingly refuses to control my lights without first being unlocked, which kind of defeats the purpose.

So the new Echo is a welcome addition to the family. Now I can just say “Computer, bedroom lights off” and my will is made manifest. One neat trick you can do with multiple Echos is whole-home music playback. Each Echo syncs up and you can play the same music all throughout the house. Once again though, my sound bar throws a wrench in it; it’s doing some sort of audio processing that adds a quarter-second of lag to its output, destroying the effect. From what I can tell the Alexa app does allow you to adjust delays on a per-Echo basis, but only if they’re hooked up to a Bluetooth speaker. The app engineers must’ve assumed that a direct-line connection won’t experience lag. So I guess that’s a feature I won’t be using.

Saturday was a cleaning day. After a year living here I figured it was time to clean out the fridge and wash the shelves. Ran five loads of laundry; the lint filter was full of cat hair on each one. Last Monday I’d taken a hack-saw to the felled tree in my back yard; yesterday I took the branches I’d cut off and trimmed them down so they’d fit in a garbage bin. I think it’ll take two weeks’ worth of garbage runs to clear them out entirely.

It turned out that my dining room lights were so dim because, well, they were dim, but also one of them was burned out. Replacing them with a pair of 100 watt LED bulbs was night and day. Don’t pardon the pun, that was horrible.

That evening I had a couple friends over to watch another Bollywood movie: Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara. It’s another winner; we can watch it next time I’m back in town.

After the movie I darted down to catch the tail-end of a YSA dance. Normally totally not my thing, but I’d spent most of the week on my own, and the movie night didn’t quite do it for me. The dance was ok. It was fun to catch up with people, but I was reminded why I usually avoid them though. Just the whitest dancer ever looking super uncomfortable.

(I’m going to leave the prior sentence as-is because it’s too funny, but on review I realize I should specify that it’s dances I avoid, not the people.)

I asked but unfortunately they didn’t take requests, else I would’ve had them queue up this little number.

During dance clean-up a couple of the balloons got lose and were hanging out on the ceiling. I headed to the custodial closet and found some pipes that could be assembled together to span like 25 feet. After adding some tape and a pair of scissors to the mix, I had a formidable weapon against the Ceiling Clingers.

I got one down, but as I was within a foot of the other, a member came up behind me and authoritatively asked,

“Sir, excuse me. Sir. Um, can I please ask you to put that away. Uhh, sharp objects on the ceiling, could hurt someone. The balloon will come down on its own.”

I’ll have it down in like 3 seconds lady. “Uhh, ok, sure.”

So I came away from that empty-handed. The pole was proving difficult to disassemble, so I enlisted the help of another member to play tug-of-war to get it unstuck. As it was coming apart the woman from earlier again showed up.

“Can you please just put those away and stop playing with them?”

(Context)

We reassured her we were just disassembling it for storage. “Thanks, I guess I just act like a mom sometimes.” So she wasn’t in any actual leadership role, just a busybody. Yech.

So, that’s my week. Till next time!

A Productive Day

Today was a productive day because I managed to get three whole things done!

But first, some pics of my little vacation.

Afterwards we had a rousing game of Arabian Nights.

Meanwhile Mom turned this…

…into this…

…which eventually turned into this:

As Kent Mansley would say, mmmboy.

On Sunday I had a little Washington reunion in Alpine. Friends came from Logan, Provo, Idaho, and Lehi. Grand old time.

Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday were the days where I earned my keep at Google, running recruiting events at BYU.

We ran out of food at one of our events, so Mom and Dad were just awesome and saved the day by darting over to the Cougareat to completely clean out Papa John’s.

Afterwards we had a little get-together at a local sushi joint.

Another evening I dropped in on a Washington friend and got to say hi to the cats again! While I’d been down in Utah she’d come by my place in Washington to pick up the cats and flew them down to her new place in Lehi.

Scout got some attention this week for sure.

On Saturday Hayden and I went for a bike/run, then picked up the new living room TV, a 65-incher.

We’d been instructed not to lay the screen flat, else it could get damaged. And since it was too large to lay straight up, we resorted to 45-degree angles.

I introduced the fam to Bollywood this week, with the film Three Idiots. Seems like it’ll be an Andersen favorite.

Got to spend Sunday evening at Grandma’s monthly dinner before heading on up to the airport. Bittersweet.

During the week I’d received some pics from my neighbor. The snow had come down hard, and unfortunately my old lilac tree wasn’t able to stand the weight.

I got back and did some damage assessment.

It was a good thing the next day was gonna be a vacation, would give me time to work on this in the daylight.

I’d forgotten to re-enable my heating system before arriving, so I got to walk in to a house at 42 degrees. It was too cold to sleep so I flipped on the TV, and was met with this message:

Looks like Vizio may have sold my viewing data without proper consent, so I get a sweet sweet payout of ~$20. I’m quite sure I unchecked that setting, but I’ll take the cash anyhow.

So today I got the hack saw out and went to town on the tree. Uncle Dan said the prognosis was slim, but there was a chance it could be saved.

We’ll find out in May if there’s any growth.

But amidst this cleanup job, I spotted new life! The hydrangea bush Mattie and I picked out last year had looked pretty dead all winter, and I’d had my doubts that it’d come back.

So that’ll be pretty.

Cleaning up the tree was one of my things I did today. The second was smarten up my bedroom. Due to some really poor electrical work, my wall switch has never been able to control the outlets in my room. Many months ago I ordered some smart switches to help rectify this, but I’d never gotten around to installing them.

Z-Wave smart switches have this feature called “association groups”. You can designate up to four other devices that turn on and off with the switch, whenever it’s toggled. I use it on the ground floor to have one switch control all floor lamps in the living room. I can also use the feature to install a switch that doesn’t actually electrically control anything, but sends a signal about four feet away to a smart outlet, into which my bedroom lamps are plugged. Voila, switched outlets. With three more microprocessors than should be necessary, but whatevs.

The third thing today was rectifying my mistaken door handle purchase. When I called for a locksmith to re-key my front door, I’d also wanted to get my garage door re-keyed as well. Unfortunately I didn’t have a key to that lock, which ends up being kind of critical to how re-keying functions. So I went out and tried to buy a new lock that matched up with the old one. I’d have keys for it, so it could be re-keyed.

Ended up getting the wrong brand, with incompatible mechanics. I’d be stuck with two sets of keys for the front and the garage doors. Thankfully I’d kept the receipt, so I disassembled the lock and took it in for a return. Picked out the actual right brand this time, and, got them to re-key it on the spot. Chatted with the guy doing the re-key operation so I could see how it was done.

He was an interesting character. Knew lock-picking because he’d been a magician for 30 years. Said he preferred Schlage locks (the brand I’d just purchased) because their competitors were too easy to pick.

When I brought the lock back home to install it I realized how many extra parts there were that I didn’t need, and I felt bad about not having those parts when I returned the other lock. They were totally nice about the return, but I wonder how they’ll process it.

In any case, I now have matching doors and matching locks, woohoo.